sometime I think I’m an hourglass, sometimes I think I’m a pear. shape. not the actual objects. 

6 hours ago on 09/15/14 at 07:59pm

acciothenoseofvoldemort:

sharingneedles:

you don’t even have to make fun of republicans anymore they do it for you

why did they use so many hashtags what’s the point

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ironicallyrad:

i don’t think we talk about this enough phil is literally the cutest human ever omg

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#phan  #younow  #edit  #prank  #halloween  

gaypee:

rerylikes:

Dining Etiquette Around The World, an infographic by Restaurant Choice

via Feel Design

are these relevant or clichés to you?

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#food  #america  #us  #etiquette  

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obviously-my-division:

"We’ll still be doing all this."

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tomhiddleston-gifs:

The evolution of his face in these tho

caterville:

Kitten that flies in the air by lovemoon2010 on Flickr.

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#lee pace  

watchyourmuffins:

a mother’s love - photography by Peter Hasselbom

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#kittens  

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

moriartysskull:

That day on Setlock when Benedict decided to be an extra sexy mofo was a good day.

this man will be the death of me

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leandraholmes:

diamondorloj:

germanypls:

Goethe who? Land der Dichter und Denker, hä?

OH GOTT, ich kann nicht mehr! *weint*

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#goethe  

Today: A lesson in German capitalisation

leandraholmes:

yourfuckingmuse:

Die Spinnen!
= The spiders!
Die spinnen!
= They are crazy!

Er hatte liebe Genossen.
= He had kind companions.
Er hatte Liebe genossen.
= He had enjoyed love.

Sich brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
= to gloat and turn towards other things
Sich Brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
= to turn towards breasts and other things

Sie konnte geschickt Blasen und Glieder behandeln.
= She was adept at treating blisters and limbs.
Sie konnte geschickt blasen und Glieder behandeln.
= She was adept at giving blowjobs and handling members.

Der Gefangene floh.
= The prisoner escaped.
Der gefangene Floh.
= The imprisoned flea

Helft den armen Vögeln.
= Help the poor birds.
Helft den Armen vögeln.
= Help poor people with sex.

I really love my language ^^

#german  

jamietheignorantamerican:

No mercy for pedophiles. Parade them through the streets in shame, step on them, throw rocks at them, spit on them. No protective custody, no bail, no private jail cells, no good-behavior, no special treatment. Absolutely no mercy for what they have done to children. None.

Statements like these are what make the therapy of pedophiles to help them control their urges difficult. Not all pedophiles are sexual offenders and there are those ready to seek treatment to stop using pornography so they don’t by proxy abuse children made to have sex with adults for porn videos… And lynch mobs are never a good idea. It’s regression. It’s not how a state of law operates. Legal systems are usually far from perfect and the power invested in them is often abused, but there is still a reason these system are there. We can’t just outlaw certain offenders, might as well go back to hitting each other over the heads with rocks.

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